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peterdyckmancampbell:


I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”

peterdyckmancampbell:

I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”

(Source: joanieholloway, via broriarty)

equalistsfuckshitup:

elrics:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Masterpost
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57 / 58 / 59 / 60 / 61 / 62 / 63 / 64
Each episode comes with dual audio, which means you can watch it in both English or Japanese. All of them were re-encoded and originally uploaded by SkyLord. Each episode is around 98 MB, but they’re still good quality. If a link doesn’t work for you, please let me know. Enjoy!

ok hopefully this will finally push me into finishing this series 

equalistsfuckshitup:

elrics:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Masterpost

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57 / 58 / 59 / 60 / 61 / 62 / 63 / 64

Each episode comes with dual audio, which means you can watch it in both English or Japanese. All of them were re-encoded and originally uploaded by SkyLord. Each episode is around 98 MB, but they’re still good quality. If a link doesn’t work for you, please let me know. Enjoy!

ok hopefully this will finally push me into finishing this series 

(via fma-omakes)

  • god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via batscissors)

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Chris Hemsworth Breaks Uncomfortable News on Capital Breakfast - YouTube

kkatkkrap:

dontstartlethewitch:

sillysymphonic:

insouciant-:

Chris Hemsworth Breaks Uncomfortable News on Capital Breakfast as THOR

OMG PERFECT

OH MY GOD. THOR IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: insoucian-t, via broriarty)

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit

(Source: supergreat, via broriarty)

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