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That analogy was way better in my head

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humangirl:

He’s terrible, face wise.

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ifuhaveaminute:

30 Days of Parks and Recreation → Day 13: Favorite Jerry Moment

Season 2, episode 22 (Telethon):

Leslie: I’ve signed you all up. For multiple shifts. Yes, just to answer phones and to provide moral support.

Tom: From when to when?

Leslie: Tonight. From 2am to 6am.

Jerry: No Leslie, please! Tonight’s kinda a big night. You know…all my kids are away.

Tom: GROSS! NO! It’s Jerry’s sex night. That ruins sex and tonight.

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judy-grimes:


Ann: Just ask me a question, just try to get to know me.
Leslie: Okay…I can’t think of anything to ask you, I’m sorry. My mind is blank.
Ann: Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head.
Leslie: How big is it?

02x04 Practice Date
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judy-grimes:

Ann: Just ask me a question, just try to get to know me.

Leslie: Okay…I can’t think of anything to ask you, I’m sorry. My mind is blank.

Ann: Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head.

Leslie: How big is it?

02x04 Practice Date

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